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A bikers excuse

Written by Justin Whelan

A biker in his late 40's is out for a blast on the first fine day in spring.

He's on his new R1 and is really enjoying the ride. He gets to a long
straight and decides to see "what it'll do" and opens it up......
120, 130, 140, 150 flash across the clock.

”This is brilliant”, he thinks to himself and clicks up into top and opens
it wide...160, 170, then he starts to think maybe this isn’t too clever and
starts to slow down.

When he hits 90, he looks in his mirrors he sees a police car behind him,
blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!"
and flies back up to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph.

Suddenly, he thinks, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!"

So he pulls over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up
with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the bike, looked at
his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday
and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you
were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied,
"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were
bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir,"

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