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		<title>Latest Humour</title>
		<description>Subscription to this feed will provide you with the last 20 entries created on Only Online's humour section.</description>
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			<title>The Business Man</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=13&amp;id=147&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=26</link>
			<description>A big-shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 10:54:48 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Three Women</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=13&amp;id=146&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=26</link>
			<description>Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 10:40:34 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Hilary Clintons Driver</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=13&amp;id=145&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=26</link>
			<description>Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 10:37:51 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Stammerers Action Group</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=13&amp;id=144&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=26</link>
			<description>A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her ‘Stammerers Action’ group. She had tried every technique in...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 10:28:36 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Double Entendres</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=13&amp;id=143&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=26</link>
			<description>&lt;strong&gt;1.&lt;/strong&gt; Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Georgiana from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 10:08:58 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Simple Home Remedies</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=13&amp;id=142&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=26</link>
			<description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;AMAZING SIMPLE         HOME REMEDIES&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 10:04:30 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>The Irish Wife</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=13&amp;id=141&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=26</link>
			<description>Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Father said,...</description>
			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:51:22 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>yet more reasons to say... oh sh@t</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=14&amp;id=140&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=27</link>
			<description>A couple of these are obviously fakes but fun no the less...&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;img height=&quot;484&quot; width=&quot;484&quot; src=&quot;http://onlyonline.org.uk/http://onlyonline.org.uk//images/stories/bear.JPG&quot; alt=&quot;bear on golf...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:25:47 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Annual Parent of the Year Awards</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=14&amp;id=139&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=27</link>
			<description>Here are some entries for the annual parent of the year award:&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;img height=&quot;600&quot; width=&quot;800&quot; src=&quot;http://onlyonline.org.uk/http://onlyonline.org.uk//images/stories/1_47.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;kid taped to...</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:20:24 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>A Blonde Irish woman</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=13&amp;id=138&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=26</link>
			<description>An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:16:56 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Inevitability</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=14&amp;id=137&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=27</link>
			<description>I want one!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;img height=&quot;604&quot; width=&quot;754&quot; src=&quot;http://onlyonline.org.uk/http://onlyonline.org.uk//images/stories/inev.JPG&quot; alt=&quot;inevitebility&quot; /&gt;&lt;br type=&quot;_moz&quot; /&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:21:16 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Blaspehmy</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=14&amp;id=136&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=27</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;One way ticket to hell for 3 please!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;img height=&quot;519&quot; width=&quot;648&quot; alt=&quot;Blasphemy&quot; src=&quot;http://onlyonline.org.uk/http://onlyonline.org.uk//images/stories/blasphemy.JPG&quot; /&gt;&lt;br type=&quot;_moz&quot; /&gt;</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:19:12 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Understanding Engineers</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=13&amp;id=135&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=26</link>
			<description>Take One
&lt;p&gt;Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, &quot;Where did you get such a great bike?&quot; The...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:13:45 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Weekend Partying with the boys</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=13&amp;id=134&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=26</link>
			<description>A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he spent the weekend (and his money)...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:02:32 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Bank Robber</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=13&amp;id=133&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=26</link>
			<description>A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money.
&lt;p&gt;Once he is given the money, he turns...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:30:31 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Gorgeous Redhead</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=13&amp;id=132&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=26</link>
			<description>A man is dining in a  fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
&lt;p&gt;He...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:29:25 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>Involuntary Muscular Contractions</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=13&amp;id=131&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=26</link>
			<description>&lt;p&gt;A Professor was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Realising that this was not...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:25:30 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>How old am I</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=13&amp;id=130&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=26</link>
			<description>A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.    She spends £10,000 and feels pretty...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:23:50 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>What a coincidence</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=13&amp;id=129&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=26</link>
			<description>A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne....</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:21:38 +0100</pubDate>
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			<title>What women want</title>
			<link>http://onlyonline.org.uk/index.php?view=article&amp;catid=13&amp;id=128&amp;option=com_content&amp;Itemid=26</link>
			<description>Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:20:11 +0100</pubDate>
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